insufferable asshat

Reposted from DW where it sadly failed to cause any drama

apiphile May 05, 2011 23:07

I liked America. It has a lot to recommend it. There is a culture of generosity of spirit and "can-do", of passion and ambition which are overlooked by a lot of Europeans; curiosity and a thousand, million cultures which have arisen and blossomed in the economic and geographic space. And the parts I saw at least - the west coast, from Seattle to ( Read more... )

yes we have no social skills, martyrdom is a spectator sport, loving the sound of my own voice, oh help my mouth won't stop talking, people are in fact people, smile and be a villain, hurling stones from glass houses, horrible truth in fiction, maybe you'll learn something, stunning absence of your mom jokes, damn kids get off my lawn, we have always been at war with etc, she reads teh grauniad, semi-professional outcast, persistent attention-whoring, derek does not belong to you, internet jesus, the general public are dicks, miffy just doesn't give a fuck anymore, this will end well, you only wish i was joking, crush you with my rage, tell me it's not just me, the revolution will be terrorised, humanity can fucking die, did i mention i like fighting?, fandom, insufferable asshat, racism not just for middle class girls, let me tell you internet, in which i fail at humanity, she's got issues, i'm doin' it wrong, avenging derek is rageful, overeducated and tiresome, high-handed preachy bullshit, c'mon everybody fight, tags contradict post, don't let her have the loudhailer, privilege, clarification, long post is long, stop being on my side, staple your ugly mouth shut, aww look she thinks she's clever, culture, unwinnable arguments, fandom wank, how many fucking tags do i need, unpopular opinions, you people are broken not me, thinking out loud is dangerous, hooray for the internet, touch me and i'll tear your face off, difficult opinions are difficult, snotty bitch so you don't have to be, seriously i have no life, go to the back of the class, double standards, cultural theft

Something is wrong with Firefox

apiphile May 03, 2011 14:27

It's refusing to load LJ. So here I am, having downloaded Chrome specifically for the purpose of loading Livejournal. Eeesh ( Read more... )

ha ha fucking ha, i am my own worst enemy, computer issues, projects, meme, procrastination, college, derek does not belong to you, to do, self-pity, insufferable asshat, i am my own harshest critic, i wouldn't want to be me either, introspection, in which i fail at humanity, seriously i have no life, she's got issues

I had no idea I had this many opinions about Disney films.

apiphile Feb 02, 2011 01:21

(Apparently I will do anything if it's not "what I'm meant to be doing")

Ursula seducing/conning Ariel out of her voice (The Little Mermaid)
Scar whipping the hyenas into a frenzy with promises of future plenty (The Lion King)
When the Beast gives Belle her library (Beauty & The Beast)
Ali's initial badass thief manoeuvres evading the guards (Aladdin)
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childhood, babble, loving the sound of my own voice, stunning absence of your mom jokes, lists, random, disney, less important stuff, unpopular opinions, secret 12 year old boy, slovos, insufferable asshat, films, let me tell you internet, snotty bitch so you don't have to be, tumblr-using fuckhead

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apiphile Sep 13, 2010 23:58

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creative overreaction, dick-swinging contests, yes we have no social skills, martyrdom is a spectator sport, loving the sound of my own voice, deliberate weirdness, home, smile and be a villain, hurling stones from glass houses, maybe you'll learn something, stunning absence of your mom jokes, damn kids get off my lawn, actually i don't suck, she reads teh grauniad, writers are the opposite of people, semi-professional outcast, warning: i am a cunt, throwing up in my mouth, waaahmbulance, on being a shitty friend, annoyance, internet jesus, selfish bitch, the general public are dicks, you only wish i was joking, less important stuff, crush you with my rage, the revolution will be terrorised, rich inner life paltry outer one, insufferable asshat, slovos, snowflakey motherfucker, walking encyclopaedia of worthless knowl, let me tell you internet, miseophilos infestation, navel-inspection with electron microscop, deep shit is rather stinky, i'm doin' it wrong, avenging derek is rageful, just no fucking end to my whining, mild overreaction, masochism is not always the answer, give me the world i'll fix it, not better just different, dumb fuck brit, world's most boring shop dummy, staple your ugly mouth shut, popular on the internets, great big urbisexual, aww look she thinks she's clever, unwinnable arguments, unpopular opinions, london, you people are broken not me, books, snotty bitch so you don't have to be, seriously i have no life, go to the back of the class, ramble

wonderful wonderful copenhagen.

apiphile Aug 27, 2009 13:03

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writing, screaming means i love you, drummers make my heart beat, insufferable asshat, who left me in charge of myself?, no control over own mind, inky little sexbeast, ours is a criminal and uncouth love, jesus this is sick even for me, dumb boys in silly bands, typical scorpio, she's got issues, fic, fanfic

[fic] I started writing this in Copenhagen Airport.

apiphile Aug 27, 2009 13:00

Title: Growth (Ith Thomething Really Dithguthting).
Prompts from: foxinmyhands, of_evangeline (wingfic)
Fandom: The Used RPS
Word Count: 12,530
Rating: Possibly R.
Pairing: Uh, all the standard ones.
Warnings: Um does "gross" really count as a warning with these guys? PS: there is puking.
Disclaimer: So totally didn't happen BECAUSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
Notes: Part of the ( Read more... )

writing, screaming means i love you, drummers make my heart beat, insufferable asshat, who left me in charge of myself?, no control over own mind, inky little sexbeast, ours is a criminal and uncouth love, jesus this is sick even for me, dumb boys in silly bands, typical scorpio, she's got issues, fic, fanfic

[fic] I lost my mind several times writing this.

apiphile Apr 13, 2009 02:01

Title: Hapalochlaena lunulata cecum howardii
Fandom: The Used.
Word Count: 5,621
Rating: C for Crack. SO. MUCH. CRACK.
Pairing: Dan/Jepha, largely.
Warnings: Look, if I try to warn you for everything that will disturb you my header will be longer than the fic. It's best to read this as humour. (I do kind of want to warn for om-nom-con, if only ( Read more... )

so going to hell, your mum, undignified begging for praise, writing, octopus, who left me in charge of myself?, literary terrorism, crack, writers are the opposite of people, congenital literary sadist, sexual terrorism, fic, fanfic, help i've started laughing & can't stop, you only wish i was joking, screaming means i love you, insufferable asshat, no control over own mind, inky little sexbeast, sometimes i should not say words, jesus this is sick even for me, derek has the crazy, it's amazing i haven't died yet, something is wrong in my head, queeny writer tantrum, wtf?

STOP ME PLEASE STOP ME. This shit really does just write itself.

apiphile Jan 04, 2009 15:34

Title: MikeyWay's Little Problem
Fandom: MCR RPS
Word Count: 1,075
Rating: PG
Pairing: None.
Warnings: SO INCREDIBLY FULL OF CRACK.
Disclaimer: This so plainly never happened and I would have to be far more insane than I am to think that it did.
Notes: Sequel to Jesspha Brought This On Herself. Which I still cannot read without horrified laughter ( Read more... )

so going to hell, help i've started laughing & can't stop, you only wish i was joking, writing, mikeyway sniffs unicorn shit, insufferable asshat, that bloody band, it's amazing i haven't died yet, fic, something is wrong in my head, fanfic, wtf?

I was going to wait but I can't/

apiphile Dec 02, 2008 06:13

You know what I was saying about November making me very silly? I wrote this yesterday. I know I said I was going to take a break from writing but I PHYSICALLY CAN'T, OKAY?

Title: Jesspha Brought This On Herself.
Fandom: Bandom (MCR)/Sesame Street
Word Count: 2,300
Rating: NO ONE SHOULD READ THIS FIC
Pairing: I don't want to spoil the fun.
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childhood, so going to hell, mikeyway sniffs unicorn shit, that bloody band, fic, fanfic, bobobob, you only wish i was joking, insufferable asshat, differently gay, inky little sexbeast, holy shit it's cold, derek has the crazy, it's amazing i haven't died yet, something is wrong in my head, wtf?